Laura is the most adventurous blanket thief I’ve ever dated. The artful dodger of the bed clothes. One minute you are snug in bed and the next POOF! the blankets have gone. She has three special maneuvers.
1: The Hot Dog. I am totally naked and Laura is wrapped all around like a sausage roll.
2: The Conveyer Belt. I am totally naked. Laura is completely covered and during the night the covers slowly unfurl over the edge of her side of the bed.
3: The Dump. I am buried under a mountain of covers. Laura is having a hot flash.